For some reason unknown to me — as the reasons for most things are — yesterday morning’s walk to the basketball gym was rife with discarded items that practically wrote their own captions. Here are mine; you’re welcome to send yours.

Honey… About the dog…

Whee! First-class flatbed from now on!

It should’ve set off warning bells when he insisted on hanging that stupid self-portrait in the living room.

Take this messenger job and shove it!

Do you think he’ll get it if I leave TWO behind?

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